Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here are the ones we saw today:
For those men who can only boil eggs, who got married to women who can only cook indomie. Oya make una begin colabo.
Today Na indomie and egg, tomorrow go be egg and indomie.?
— Daddy Freeze (@DaddyFRZ) April 2, 2020
Daddy Freeze please.
Igbo soups over Yoruba soups any day. Most Yoruba soups look like poverty.
— Mr O.I LONGE (@TheInfamous__) April 2, 2020
Nigerians and tribalism are like 5 and 6.
Someone said President Buhari has been dropping more Peng pictures than Pengman lately ???
— Duke of Ibadan ?️ (@AsiwajuLerry) April 2, 2020
Did anyone else ever pour softdrink into the cap and drink it like it was a shot? ? pic.twitter.com/ZM2BwkOfL5
— KING FARTOM™ ? (@KFartom) April 2, 2020
Who didn’t should be the question
Me I will curse u back o … I won’t leave twitter for anybody https://t.co/stVaXAllOW
— Davido (@davido) April 2, 2020