BB Viral: “Nigeria’s president has the highest vehicle convoy in the world,” #9jaFacts

by Daniel Essien

A few days back, a Twitter handle, @9jafacts, which was registered this week trended in Lagos. And the reason was simple: it tweeted a lot of witty, hilarious and even mean ‘facts’ about Nigeria and Nigerians.

The account has been suspended but we were able to get some of the tweets before it became unavailable:

#9jaFacts: Nigeria’s president has the highest vehicle convoy in the world.

#9jaFacts: 90% of people who are indigenes of Ibadan, the capital of Oyo state have gaps between their teeth.

#9jaFacts: Adele @officialadele hails from Ede Osun state. Full name Adeleye Adetokunbo

#9jaFacts: Only 18 people out of 18000 who registered passed NECO and WAEC in Gombe state.

#9jaFacts: Females from Imo state Nigeria have more hair on their chest than the males.

#9jaFacts: The cost of living in Abuja, is more expensive than the cost of living in London.

#9jaFacts: Ibadan girls don’t shave their P***y.

#9jaFacts: Nigeria has the highest number of musicians in the world.

#9jaFacts: Abuja girls are materialistic, expensive but cheap.

#9jaFacts: Beware of Edo girls

#9jaFacts: Maiduguri girls have the longest hair.

#9jaFacts: Ijebu people fart all the time. Even while having sex.

#9jaFacts: Ibo girls are stingy and greedy.

#9jaFacts: Fulani girls have the longest tongue.

#9jaFacts: PH girls like it in the A**

#9jaFacts: Benue girls have the deepest *****…

#9jaFacts: There’s a place called Sabo in every state in Nigeria.

#9jaFacts: Gwagwalada is the hottest place in Nigeria

#9jaFacts: Nigeria has the highest number of police officers in Africa

#9jaFacts: Osun state has the highest number of Yahoo boys in the country.

#9jaFacts: 4 out of every 5 Edo girls has a connect in Italy.

#9jaFacts: Calabar girls don’t want your money, all they need is your energy.

#9jaFacts: Nigerians make up 1/8 of the population of Malaysia.

#9jaFacts: China’s best market is Nigeria.

#9jaFacts: A man was recently sentenced to death by hanging for stealing a car radio,While Cecila Ibru was sentenced to 6 months for moving 150 billion

#9jaFacts: An average lagosian has his bath by 5:00am.

#9jaFacts: An average Ibo man can smell money that is 100 meters away.

#9jaFacts: Nigerians are the highest users of slangs in Africa, 2nd only to USA in the world.

#9jaFacts: The most spoken phrase in Nigeria is “How far ?”…

#9jaFacts: Nigeria is the only country where everybody looks forward to hearing the First Lady speak.

Comments (2)

  1. nope. Vladmir Putin of Russia has the highest convoy. FACT

  2. Wow..The list seems demeaning and it is good that it has been blocked now. People create sterotypes all the time but, it shouldn'y be targeted a particular group or person.

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