Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here are the ones we saw today:
1.
Nigerian porn cinematographers, abeg stop shooting your videos inside bush abeg
— Omo, this life get as e be (@PrettyBoySagex) July 2, 2020
2.
I always find it funny when a corporate entity in Nigeria asks for a utility bill as proof of address.
— Nonso Obikili (@nonso2) July 2, 2020
3.
Stop that Virtual meeting you are setting up right now, close Microsoft Teams and send your colleagues an email instead. They are tired
— ThatPortharcourtBoy Aka Obiageliaku (@ThatPHCBoy) July 2, 2020
4.
Not an agenda on Burna Boy or whatsoever but it’ll be better we as Africans reduce the caveman narrative used to represent Africans.
That Burna boy video was too Kunta Kinte for me and it don’t sit right with my spirit.
— Aba Boy ? (@Frank_LeanXV) July 2, 2020
5.
cryinggg because efcc really said hushpuppi still had to answer to them. dem be like those short ss3 seniors wey nobody rate
— Tomi (@TomyyO_) July 2, 2020
6.
“Hushpuppi will bounce back” was the chant let out by his fans who proudly worship materialism with the mark of this beast crested upon their forehead.
But they have been vindicated. Hushpuppi is BOUNCING into the United States Maximum prison to chill there for decades. Mahd.
— Maxvayshia™ ??✨ (@maxvayshia) July 2, 2020
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