10 things we learnt from this interview: Everyone now calls me Genevieve’s wife back home – Ella Martins

by Kolapo Olapoju

Ella Martins

Last year, a magazine broke a story which insinuated that Beninoise actress/musician, Ella Martins and Nollywood actress, Genevieve Nnaji, were lesbians and involved in a romantic relationship.

The story was so huge that it prompted Ella Martins and Genevieve to debunk the rumours, but it seems the Beninoise entertainer is still feeling the effects of the damning allegations, as she revealed in a recent interview where she says everyone calls her Genevieve’s wife back in Benin republic.

In the interview which was as hilarious as it was revealing, Ella talked and talked as she sought to convince everyone she’s not into girls, even going on to insinuate that anyone who has slept with Fally Ipupa cannot be a lesbian.

Oh, and she also said she’s presently sleeping with a sitting president.

Here are the 10 things we learnt from this interview;

1. One little thing happened about me and Genevieve Nnaji and everyone now believes I am a lesbian. It is very touching and depressing. (We recommend you see a shrink as soon as possible)

2. I have had no peace since the pictures leaked online. Everybody now calls me Genny’s wife back home. (Ella, it can’t be that bad to be called the wife of one of Africa’s biggest actors)

3. We kissed, but it was nothing extraordinary, it was normal kiss between girls. I mean girls do kiss each other normally, even guys do too. (Oh yeah, guys also kiss as well? Ella, thanks for the information)

4. How could I have dated Fally Ipupa and still be a lesbian. It just doesn’t add up. (Wow! Fally Ipupa must either be a legend in bed or skilled in the act of making lesbians straight)

5. Why hasn’t the story come out before? Why is it coming out now when it involves Genevieve? Don’t you see the handiwork of the devil in the whole business? (Oh Devil, why? You’ve got some apology to make to Ella)

6. I am neither a lesbian nor is Genevieve. We are just two close friends, showing profound emotions for each other by kissing. (Walking away….to check the dictionary for the meaning of ‘profound emotions’)

7. You don’t understand, even the pictures they released online was worked on, adulterated to make it look different from the actual pictures. We kissed as normal girls,
not as romantically or sexually as they projected in the pictures posted online.(You kiss a girl in public. A pretty good graphic artist adulterates it in private. All’s fair, we think)

8. I am actually dating a President, but I prefer to keep it secret. In my country everybody once accused me of dating former President Olusegun Obasanjo of Nigeria. (No kidding, ya dating a President? Baba Iyabo must hear this)

9. People are crazy about me ! Many men are in love with me and dying to have me as a lover. Everybody loves me and they show it everyday. (Many men are in love with you….and maybe women too. Just saying)

10. I want to use this medium to tell them that Ella Martins is not a lesbian. Please believe me. I’m a straight woman. (Oh we believe you Ella…..till you kiss another girl again)

 

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